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[赛后贴]今日NBA西部季后赛首轮，湖人客场99-101不敌掘金。
双方数据：
湖人（0-2）：詹姆斯26分8板12助2断2帽、浓眉32分11板2助、里夫斯9分6板2助、拉塞尔23分3板6助、八村塁3分5板、普林斯6分3板
掘金（2-0）：约基奇27分20板10助2断、波特22分9板2断、戈登14分7板3助、波普6分3助、穆雷20分3板5助、布劳恩10分2板
[–]ClippersJakrabbitslim 161 points an hour ago
How tf did the Nuggets win that game?
快船球迷：掘金他娘的是怎么赢的？
[–]CelticsInternational-Chef33 79 points an hour ago*
Murray hitting the game winner over AD was the perfect ending for this game as AD faded into the black on the sideline lol
凯尔特人球迷：穆雷顶着浓眉制胜绝杀，浓眉淹入人海观敌撒花！！如此结局如诗如画！！哈哈哈哈哈哈！！
新闻链接>>>>>>穆雷压哨绝杀倒在掘金替补席 所有队友蜂拥而至疯狂庆祝！
新闻链接>>>>>>眉子好惨啊！掘金疯狂庆祝 浓眉摔倒在掘金替补席上
[–]Mysterious-Stop4673 128 points an hour ago
It was a perfect game by the lakers
球迷：本场比赛湖人已经发挥到极致了…
[–]MemphisCanadians 110 points an hour ago
I don't think the Nuggets ever led at any point in this game and Jamal just killed the Lakers at the buzzer OH MY GOD
灰熊球迷：从头到尾，不曾领先湖人哪怕一下！穆雷却凭一记终场压哨完成反杀！剑血封喉！偶！买！噶 ！
新闻链接>>>>>>末节降临！穆雷第四节8中6砍14分 中投追平+后仰绝杀！
[–]HeatRiggyTang 523 points an hour ago
I’ve watched over 20 years and that is one of the greatest games I have ever seen.
热火球迷：我看了20年球了，本场比赛是我这辈子看过最精彩的一场！！
[–]CavaliersSaxRohmer 799 points an hour ago*
gotta admire the lakers’ dedication to finding new ways to lose to the nuggets
骑士球迷：湖人孜孜不倦地寻找新的输掘金的死法，这种精神真的令人钦佩！！！
新闻链接>>>>>>在本轮系列赛前两场比赛中湖人均领先两位数 但最终都被翻盘
新闻链接>>>>>>痛！太痛了！湖人本场比赛获胜概率一度高达95%！
[–]Bucksepicurean_barbarian 90 points an hour ago
Felt like being chased by the Terminator for the whole second half.
雄鹿球迷：今天这种新的死法，像极了被一台终结者追杀了整整一个下半场！！
[–]NuggetsMisterTukul 20 points an hour ago
Like one of those fever nightmares
掘金球迷：没错，像极了生病烧昏头之后做的一场噩梦！！
[–]LakersGtggtggtg 323 points 57 minutes ago
I give up
破防的湖人球迷：老子不玩儿了啦！！！
[–]Lakerscesga_0218 197 points 54 minutes ago
Idk how Lakers recover from that one tbh lol
湖人球迷：讲真，不知道这次湖人还缓不缓得过来啊~~~哈哈哈~555555~~~~
[–]glenn1812 61 points an hour ago
Shit must kill you mentally really. Like how do you recover mentally from this?
球迷：杀人尚且不诛心！！这玩意儿它TM诛心啊！！你告诉这种死法怎么恢复得过来？？
[–]KnicksGotHandlez12 398 points an hour ago
You don’t. Nuggets in 4
尼克斯球迷：湖人之心已死，掘金四场晋级！！
[–]LakersTriplescrew 4 points 40 minutes ago
You say you got a few days off, get to go home, reset, take one game and it’s a series again. Also lock Ham up somewhere
湖人球迷：这场比赛后湖人能歇几天，回家好好休整下重振旗鼓，然后回来赢下一场，那这个系列赛还有的打！！当然，不要忘了找个地方把哈姆给锁起来！！
[–]Lakerschickmagn3t 26 points 47 minutes ago
I'm tired boss
湖人球迷：别说…我累了…大哥…
[–]Wizardsjwhitehead09 75 points 53 minutes ago
Fuck it put Murray in the HOF. I have never seen a dude who can just turn a switch and go from having the worst game of his life to game saving heroics as much as Murray can
奇才球迷：管他娘的！把穆雷送进名人堂啊！！像这种，能把自己从一坨烂泥瞬间变成救世主的，我这辈子没见过玩这种剧本玩得比穆雷溜的！！！
新闻链接>>>>>>穆雷前三节16中3仅得6分 末节8中6射落14分+压哨绝杀
新闻链接>>>>>>苏醒！系列赛两战前七节穆雷投篮40中12 今日末节8中6
[–]AzureAhai 256 points an hour ago
LeBron having all the time in the world to hit an open 3 and missing is going to keep him up tonight
球迷：整个宇宙的时间都给了老詹，让他去投那记空位三分，结果丢了！！他今晚估计得失眠了…
新闻链接>>>>>>都是命啊！最后波普都倒了 詹姆斯大空位三分没进被绝杀
[–]SunsDapperUnion 428 points an hour ago
AD not touching the ball the last 5 possessions is criminal
太阳球迷：最后五个回合，浓眉碰不到球，简直就是犯罪啊！！
[–]CavaliersCryfatso 269 points an hour ago
He was gassed
骑士球迷：浓眉累了~~
[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicnoturaveragesavage 45 points an hour ago
Lebron died for this game
湖人球迷：这场比赛老詹已经豁出命去打了~~~
[–][MIA] Dwyane Wadenot_a_bot__ 26 points 57 minutes ago
Dude just keeps slamming his head against the wall facing dynasties. Spurs to warriors to Denver(?)
韦德球迷：詹姆斯老哥这辈子一路走来，不停地遭遇王朝球队，四下无人的时候估计自己恨得都拿脑袋撞墙！！走了马刺、勇士，现在又来了个掘金！？
[–]_alexandermartin [score hidden] 12 minutes ago
I mean, sure, but as soon as his team slams, he goes elsewhere. Loses to boston, dips to miami, loses to San Antonio dips to Cleveland, loses to Warriors, dips to Lakers. I'd be shocked if he didn't switch teams again
球迷：说得没错！但是等他一装完墙，接下去就会离队！当年打不过凯尔特人，就跑去热火；打不过马刺，就跑去骑士；打不过勇士，就跑去湖人！如果这次输球他不离队的话，我会震惊的！！
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