她趁孩熟睡「裸揪老公激战」 顶点欢愉突听到：妈妈～…当场心脏吓停！
▲女子分享自己跟丈夫性爱被小孩撞见的过程。（图／翻摄自IG@houseofhoods_）
不少人有小孩之后，对于夫妻、伴侣之间的「那档事」，都会出现倦怠或是次数减少的情况，除了育儿耗费体力也会担心「办事被打扰」。一名国外的母亲日前就分享自己跟丈夫趁孩子熟睡后恩爱，却没想到孩子突然闯进们，让她「心脏都停下」，尴尬到无法面对小孩，引起不少妈妈网友的共鸣。
根据英国《每日星报》报导，育有4个孩子的胡德（Jessica Hood）在平时生活除了照顾小孩之外，与丈夫的生活也相当努力经营，在处理好孩子的作息之际也会有两人世界。但在夜晚想要做些事情的时候，总是要担心会有孩子起来想要找妈妈，直到日前胡德想趁着孩子熟睡，跟丈夫恩爱，到了激烈的时候，发生了最担心的事情。
胡德的一个孩子突然站在房间门口，问：「妈妈你们在干嘛？」，胡德表示，「瞬间我的世界暂停了，在这么亲密的时候竟然被孩子看到，心脏几乎都要停了」。胡德的丈夫身体刚好挡住全裸的她，并回答小孩说：「我正在帮妈咪按摩」。
胡德当下思考，若是孩子进来房间看到这幕得有多尴尬，甚至想要安抚孩子都无法马上起身。这样的经验立刻让许多当妈的网友回应：「这真的是最尴尬的场景」、「只能等小孩不在家，或是送回外婆外公家」、「每次这样就兴致缺缺了！」
►东西这样买
- DADDY WAS WRESTLING MUMMY - Busted mid thrust. It's all happened to us. Its 9.30pm on a Wednesday what could possibly go wrong?. Little bit of nookie never hurt anyone right? I thought my heart couldn't race any faster during such an intimate moment but now I'm on the verge of cardic arrest. No amount of chairs or even a chested draw was gonna stop it. It was like a stampede of elephants except there was no warning..I mean Why would there be?!,They're meant be asleep!!.So here I am, Naked ,not my best angle, Legs sky high!.Lucky I had Karl's pastey white ass blocking my 5'oclock shadow because it could of been so much worse.It was like slow motion.The creek of the door, the hall light shining on our faces as if we were criminals of the night. My mum instinct kicked in and I did what anyone else would do in a situation like that. I played dead. I played bloody dead!! , I Even threw a little bit of the tongue out the side of my mouth. YEP I actually did that. Lost my dignity and any sense I had too during my most valuable time. Neat .So here i am dead, lifeless , going floppy alot quicker than Karl unfortunately. Then, Reaching around for a blanket Karl flew over me like batman with his Cape, hiding any evidence of the act. I was hoping Karl was performing a magic trick to be honest , one that would see the kids remove the blanket and I had disappeared!.Tada!.My thoughts were racing, So were we quick enough? What did they see?. Oh my God they're going to be in therapy for life!!. My kids are young but not as innocent as I would like. Lily is 7 and already gives the impression she knows alot!. I could see us being her highlight of school holidays , her "tell" at show and tell on the first day back.From beyond the doona , was a little voice.What are you doing?. That was a GREAT sign, reassuring words to me."We are play fighting , I'm giving mummy a massage".... DUMB DUMB DUMB answer. REALLY KARL REALLY!,Well so I thought! Karl then tells them to get back to bed and our act of love seem to go unnoticed without any questions.That was until I heard Lily walking off with Logan up the hallway , she * giggles * mum and dad were doing sex. MORE IN COMMENTS
Jessica Hood（@houseofhoods_）分享的贴文 于 PDT 2020 年 9月 月 23 日 上午 5:23 张贴